Presents

About a week before Xmas, this guy asks his son what he wants from Santa for Chrismas.

"Well", says the lad, "anything, as long as he doesn’t bring me a BIKE!"

The guy, taken aback, says; "Oh, it’s OK, I bet he’d bring you a bike if you wanted one.

The boy looks around furtively, and says;

"It’s ok – I found one hidden at the back of the garage last night"

General Jokes