Valentine’s Day Special – Valentines Pickup Lines
Legend has it that some of these lines work better after a couple ofdrinks…
"Nice shoes, want to go back to my pad?"
Look at the tag on their shirt and then say: "Oh, I thought you were made inHeaven!"
"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together."
"Hi, I’m suffering from amnesia. do I come here often?"
"Do you have a twin sister? Cause I’ve seen you here before."
"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"
"Were your parents thieves?" "No, why?""Because they must have stole thestars from the sky and put them in your eyes."
"Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell down out of heaven."
"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"
"Hello." Alternately try "Hi."
"Hi, do you like this band? I SAID, HI DO YOU LIKE THIS BAND?!?"
"Didn’t I go to school with you?"
"Haven’t you been in Cleo?"
"Hi, can I buy you a drink?"
"You must be my guardian angel?"
"Hey, you have something on your lips." "What?" "Me!"
"Your hair looks nice. What kind of shampoo do you use?"
"Don’t I know you from a past life?"
"If I told you that you have a great body would you hold it against me?"
"Excuse me, do you have a mobile phone I can use? I told my Mum I’d call herwhen I fell in love!!!"
"No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes."
"I lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?"
"Do your feet hurt?" "No, why?""Cause you’ve been running through my mindall night."
"Is your father a terrorist? Because you’re da bomb!"
"What’s your star sign?"
"I’ve stopped lighting fires now."