When Does Life Begin

A Catholic Priest, a Protestant Minister and a Rabbi are discussing the question of when life begins.
 
"Without any doubt," says the Priest, "life begins at the moment of conception."
 
"No, no!" says the Protestant Minister. "Life begins at the moment of birth, when the baby emerges."
 
"No way," says the Rabbi. "Life begins when the last of the kids are out of college."

General Jokes