Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee, "Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce very slowly where we are?"
The girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr, gerrrrrrrr, Kiiiiiiiiing."