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So Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me

Coffee, Chocolate, Men…Some Things Are Just Better Rich.

Don’t Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen.

Warning: I Have An Attitude & I Know How To Use It

Of Course I Don’t Look Busy…I Did It Right The First Time.

Do Not Start With Me, You Will Not Win.

All Stressed Out & No One To Choke.

How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?

Don’t Upset Me! I’m Running Out Of Places To Hide The Bodies.

If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen.

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