A sign posted in a Dentist’s office said:
"Please be nice to our dentists. They have fillings too."
I saw a sign that said "Speed Bumps".
I thought, my how times change! Speed used to kill.
I was driving along the Stuart Highway when I saw a sign saying
"Rest Area 50 Kilometers" and thought WOW that’s big
On the outside flap of the sign, it reads: The kitchen is close today on account of illness.
Inside flap: I’m sick of cooking!