A father watched his precious 6 year old daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was. Suddenly she just stopped what she was doing and stared at the ground. He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two long legged spider-like creatures mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They’re mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That’s a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot, stomped them flat, and said, "Well, we’re not having any of that shit in OUR garden!"