Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards. NAIVE
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea, does that mean that one enjoys it?
There are three religious truths:
1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.
If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What’s in whack?
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren’t they just stale bread to begin with?
Why is a ‘wise man’ and a ‘wise guy’ opposite?
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
OK … so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs", what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me … they’re cramming for their final exam.
Ever wonder what the speed of ‘lightning’ would be if it didn’t zigzag?