TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE FROM A MAN WHO’S HAD ENOUGH:
1.) Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don’t hear us bitching about you leaving it down.
2.) ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
3.) If you won’t dress like the Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect us to act like soap opera guys.
4.) If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don’t ask us. We refuse to answer.
5.) Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!