A kid was home alone when the phone rang.
He picked it up and heard, "Bloody fingers two houses away." The kid ran up to his room.
The phone rang again, and the kid picked it up and heard, "Bloody fingers next door."
This time the kid ran up to his room and got under the covers of his bed.
The doorbell rang, the kid opened the door, and the man at the door said, "Hey! Got a Band-Aid?"