SUNDAY
7:30 – My 33 Sons
8:00 – Osama Knows Best
8:30 – Let’s Mecca Deal
9:00 – I Dream of Mohammed
9:30 – The Kabul Hillbillies
MONDAY
7:00 – Husseinfeld
7:30 – Mad About Everything
8:00 – Monday Night Stoning
8:30 – Win Bin Laden’s Money
9:00 – Allah McBeal
TUESDAY
7:30 – Wheel of Terror
8:00 – The Price is Right if Osama Says It’s Right
8:30 – Children are Forbidden from Saying the Darndest Things
9:00 – Taliban’s Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers
9:30 – Buffy the Yankee Infidel Dog Slayer
WEDNESDAY
7:00 – Beat the Press
8:00 – When Kurds Attack
8:30 – Two Guys, a Girl, and Pita Bread
9:00 – Just Shoot Everyone
9:30 – Veilwatch
THURSDAY
7:00 – Fatima Loves Chachi
7:30 – M*U*S*T*A*S*H*E
8:00 – Veronica’s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils
8:30 – Married with 139 Children
9:00 – Eye for an Eye Witness News
FRIDAY
7:00 – Judge Saddam
7:30 – Suddenly Sanctions
8:00 – Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire
8:30 – Cave and Garden Television
9:00 – No Witness Left Alive News
SATURDAY
8:00 – Spongebob Squareturban
8:30 – Whose Koran Is It Anyway?
9:00 – Teletalibans
9:30 – Camel 54, Where Are You?