My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned … couldn’t concentrate.
Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it … so they gave me the axe.
After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn’t suited for it … mainly because it was a so-so job.
Next I tried working in a Quick Fit Center, but that was exhausting.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it.
Then I tried to be a chef, figured it would add spice to my life, but I just didn’t have the thyme.
Finally, I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn’t cut the mustard.
My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn’t noteworthy.
I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patients.
Next was a job in a shoe factory, I tried but I just didn’t fit in.
I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn’t live on my net income.
Thought about becoming a witch, so I tried that for a spell.
I managed to get a job working for a swimming pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.
I got a job at a zoo feeding giraffes, but I was fired because I wasn’t up to it.
So then I got a job in a gymnasium, but they said I wasn’t fit for the job.
Next, I found being an electrician interesting, but the work was shocking.
After years of trying to find work, I finally got a job as an historian, until I realized there was no future in it.
My last job was working at Starbucks Coffee, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.
SO I RETIRED, AND I FOUND I AM A PERFECT FIT FOR THE JOB!