A guy walks into a doctor’s office with a bloody tongue. The doctor says "What happened to you?"
The man replies, "My girlfriends tongue was bleeding when we were having sex and it got on my tongue."
Another man walks into the doctor’s office with a bloody tongue. The doctor says "What happened to you?"
The man replies, "My girlfriends tongue was bleeding when we were having sex and it got on my tongue."
A third man walks into the doctor’s office with a bloody tongue. The doctor says, "Let me guess what happened. Your girlfriends tongue was bleeding when you were having sex and it got on your tongue."
The man replied, "Nope. My girlfriend had her period when we were having sex."