Ozzie came home from school with a black eye and cut lips. His mother sighed deeply, “Oh, Ozzie, you’ve been in another fight.â€
“But, Mom,†sniffled Ozzie, “I was just keeping a little boy from being beaten up by a bigger boy.â€
‘Well,†said Mom, “that was brave. Who was the little boy?â€
“Me, Mommy.â€