First the Lord went to see the Egyptians and he asked If they wanted a commandment.
“What’s a commandment?†they asked, “If it is something like: ‘NO ADULTERY’?Impossible! That would ruin the weekends,†they answered.
Then the Lord went to see the Syrians and He asked if they wanted a commandment.
“What’s a commandment?†they asked, “If it is something like: ‘THOU SHOULD NOT STEAL’ No way! It would ruin our economy!â€Â they replied.
Finally, The Lord came to the Jews. He went to ask them if they wanted a commandment.
“How much is one?†they quickly asked.
“They are free!†The Lord replied.
“Great! We’ll take ten!â€