“I saw you kissing my sister last night!†jeered the brat to the embarrassed teenager.
“All right all right! Not so loud,†said the youth. “Here’s fifty cents to keep your mouth shut.â€
“Gee, thank! Wait a minute and I’ll give you twenty cents change.â€
“Twenty cents change? What for?â€
“I like to be fair,†said the youngster, “and it’s the same price for everybody!â€