"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast." — Unknown
"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." — Anonymous
"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow." — Jeff Valdez
"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." — Ellen Perry Berkeley
"Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later." — Mary Bly
"Cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, but I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia." — Joseph Wood Krutch
"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life." — Faith Resnick
"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." — Anonymous
"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior." — Hippolyte Taine
"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."