If a man cuts his finger off, while slicing salami at work, he blames the restaurant.
If you smoke three packs a day for 40 years and die of lung cancer, your family blames the tobacco company.
If your neighbor crashes into a tree, while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender.
If your grandchildren are brats, without manners, you blame television.
If you friend is shot by a deranged madman, you blame the gun manufacturer.
And if a crazed person breaks into the cockpit and tries to kill the pilot, at 35,000 feet, and the passengers kill him instead–the mother of the crazed deceased blames the airline.
So, all things considered….If I die while I’m parked in front of this computer, I want you to blame Bill Gates, okay?