Mother died in June

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend, he comments, "You look terrible. What’s the problem?"

"My mother died in June, and left me $10,000." said the friend.

"Gee, that’s tough," he replied.

"Then in July," the friend continued, "My father died, leaving me $50,000." The man looking concerned says, "Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you’re depressed."

The friend continues, "And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000."

"Three close family members lost in three months??? How sad!!!"

"Then this month,…" continued, the friend, "Nothing! Not a single dime!"

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