Tony again prays

"God, please let me win the lotto! I’ve lost my business, my house and I’m going to lose my car as well".

Lotto night comes and Tony still has no luck.

Once again, he prays…

"My God, why have you forsaken me?? I’ve lost my business, my house, and my car. My wife and children are starving. I don’t often ask you for help and I have always been a good servant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Tony is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Tony, meet me halfway on this. BUY A TICKET!!!"

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