Hung Dong calls his boss and says "Hey Boss, I not come work today. I berry sick. I got stomachache. I got headache. Legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss tells Hung Dong, "You know, Hung Dong, we’re very busy, and I really need you at work today. Whenever I’m sick like that, I go to my wife and ask for oral sex. That usually makes me feel better; and in no time at all, I’m able to get back to work, feeling great! Try that."
Two hours later, Hung Dong calls his boss again. "Hey Boss, Hung Dong do what you say and now feeling great. I be at work soon. By the way, you really got nice house."