You Can Buy It

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a cell phone on a bench starts to ring. Sidney picks it up, engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

"Hello," says Sidney.

"Honey, it’s me," says a woman. "Are you at the club?"

"Yes," replies Sidney.

"Well I’m at the shopping mall," she says. "And I’ve found a beautiful leather coat. It’s $450. Can I buy it?"

"OK, " says Sidney, "Go ahead and buy it if you like it that much."

"Thanks," she replies. "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and had a close look at the 2004 models. I saw one that I really liked."

"How much was it?" asks Sidney.

"$59,000," she replied.

"For that price," says Sidney, "I want it with all the options."

"Great," she says. "Just one more thing. That house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re only asking $950,000 for it now."

Sidney says, "Well then, go ahead and buy it, but don’t offer more than $925,000."

"OK," she says, "I’ll see you later. I love you."

"Bye, I love you too," says Sidney and then hangs up.

The other men in the locker room who heard all of this conversation are looking at Sidney in astonishment.

Then Sidney shouts out aloud, "Does anyone know who this cell phone belongs to?"

General Jokes